Introduction

Hello.

Welcome to my memoirs.

These are not traditional memoirs of prose constructed into structure and coherent plot. These are not extraordinary tales of occurrences only ever experienced by a select few. These are a community of work, a collection of thoughts with one common thread. I hope that before anything makes it out to the general public grammar is corrected, sentences are made more clear, stories are made more interesting, chapters are added and removed. Names can be changed, even the by line. Insert author here.

If some high school student wants to turn this in for a creative writing assignment, that's fine. If some ex girlfriend wants to make me look like [more of?] a douche, all the power to her. If this gets taken into the woods and left there, only to be discovered by a distressed hiker and used to light a campfire for a night.

Now that the introduction is done, on with the main event.